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So you have a problem. You've searched the Internet, checked the books and asked Aunt Petunia but still can't find the answer. Well here, my dear anonymous friend is the solution to all your woes. If you haven't found it there you will find it here because if I don't know the answer off hand, I promise to go above and beyond to the extent of my lounge chair abilities to find one for you. Failing all that if I still can't find the answer I'm confident one of my dogs guest writers will.

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