IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL HUNTERS

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL HUNTERS

-IF YOU CAN’T SEE IT, DON’T SHOOT IT.

-IF YOU DON’T EAT IT OR WEAR IT, DON’T SHOOT IT.

-DON’T SHOOT THE WOMEN.

-DON’T SHOOT THE CHILDREN.

-DON’T SHOOT THE DOGS.

-DON’T SHOOT AT THE CAMP BUILDINGS.

IF YOU CAN’T FIND THE CRITTERS BUT NEED TO SHOOT SOMETHING....

• A FEW OF IANS' BUDDIES ARE TOUGH MEAT BUT FAIR GAME.
• FUCKWITS ARE ALWAYS IN SEASON
• ANYONE FROM MY TOWN COUNCIL. (Redundant, see above)
• MY BOSS. (Again redundant.)
  

HUNTER/FUCKWIT POINT SYSTEM

Women -1000 pts    Dogs -1000 pts    Camp -1000 pts

 

Kids under 10 -200 pts      Kids Over 10 -50 pts

 

Teenagers -25 pts       Ians' Buddies +200 pts

 

Fuckwits +300 pts     Council Members +1000 pts

 

My Boss +500 pts     Deer +100 pts     Moose +100

 

Fowl +50 pts    Road Signs -200 pts     Tin Cans -25 pts

 

Bambi -5,000 pts   Me -5,000,000 pts

Chipmunks -100 pts (what the hell did they ever do to you?)

 

Other Hunters + or - depending on how big a fuckwit (see point system)

 

 

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A FUCKWIT WHEN YOU SCORE ANY OF THE MINUS POINTS SO BE CAREFUL OUT THERE. REAL HUNTERS ARE GUNNING FOR YOU.

To much booze for this Loose Moose?

There has been a time or two when I have let loose and had a few drinks too many only to wake up the next day and hope everyone else at the party were all too involved in their own drunken antics to remember mine. However this poor moose, who found itself in a slight predicament after indulging in a few too many fermented apples is going to have a hard time living this one down now that the pictures have been plastered all over the Internet. Oh the shame of it all!

Full story
http://www.thelocal.se/36002/20110907/

Crazy Like A Fox

After a great day with Ripley earning her Working Certificate and reconnecting with some great people at the EPS Working and Hunt test in Powassan ON, I spotted a vixen and her 3 pups playing on the side of the Hemlock road exit into Trout Creek ON.  Sadly only 2 of the 4 have been spotted during subsequent sightings.

 Taken June 11, 2011