IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL HUNTERS

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL HUNTERS

-IF YOU CAN’T SEE IT, DON’T SHOOT IT.

-IF YOU DON’T EAT IT OR WEAR IT, DON’T SHOOT IT.

-DON’T SHOOT THE WOMEN.

-DON’T SHOOT THE CHILDREN.

-DON’T SHOOT THE DOGS.

-DON’T SHOOT AT THE CAMP BUILDINGS.

IF YOU CAN’T FIND THE CRITTERS BUT NEED TO SHOOT SOMETHING....

• A FEW OF IANS' BUDDIES ARE TOUGH MEAT BUT FAIR GAME.
• FUCKWITS ARE ALWAYS IN SEASON
• ANYONE FROM MY TOWN COUNCIL. (Redundant, see above)
• MY BOSS. (Again redundant.)
  

HUNTER/FUCKWIT POINT SYSTEM

Women -1000 pts    Dogs -1000 pts    Camp -1000 pts

 

Kids under 10 -200 pts      Kids Over 10 -50 pts

 

Teenagers -25 pts       Ians' Buddies +200 pts

 

Fuckwits +300 pts     Council Members +1000 pts

 

My Boss +500 pts     Deer +100 pts     Moose +100

 

Fowl +50 pts    Road Signs -200 pts     Tin Cans -25 pts

 

Bambi -5,000 pts   Me -5,000,000 pts

Chipmunks -100 pts (what the hell did they ever do to you?)

 

Other Hunters + or - depending on how big a fuckwit (see point system)

 

 

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A FUCKWIT WHEN YOU SCORE ANY OF THE MINUS POINTS SO BE CAREFUL OUT THERE. REAL HUNTERS ARE GUNNING FOR YOU.